“Greetings, Fankind! I’m ‘Dollar Bill’ from The Minutemen. You may remember me from such books as The Watchmen and Before Watchmen! I’m here to tell you about a SUPER event coming to Brian’s Comics this weekend, 2-8-14 and 2-9-14. It’sthe first ever Brian’s Comics Dollar Bill Blowout Sale! That’s right! We will have a special area set up with boxes of comics for just ONE DOLLAR!! And these are recent issues, including Deadpool, All-New X-Men, Star Wars and Batman!! Plus, we will have graphic novels for just FIVE DOLLARS!!! You can’t afford to miss this!! Keep your eyes here all this week for more details!”